In this article, I have written Funny Short Stories With A Twist. Today I am going to tell you some Amazing stories with Twist. Which has a lot of amazing and fun twists. By reading these stories you will forget the sorrow. Funny Stories With A Dark Twist.
Mother’s doubt on her son
A mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl as a roommate. During his meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there’s more between him and his roommate. Reading his mom’s thought his son volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking but I assure you we are just roommates.
About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, ever since your mother came to dinner, I have been unable to find the silver plate. You don’t suppose your mother took it, do you? He said, Well I doubt it, I Will email her just to be sure! He sat down and wrote.
Dear mom,
After you visited me, the silver plate has been missing. “I am not saying that you did take the silver plate from my house, and I am not saying that you don’t take it, but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
love
your son.”
Several days later he received an email from his mother which read:
“Dear son,
I’m not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with her: but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow.
Love,
Mom”
Parental divorce
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says,” I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing: Forty-five years of misery is enough.
“Father, what are you talking about?” the son screams.
“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the old man says, ” We are sick of each other, and I am sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her,” and he hangs up.
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
“They are not getting divorced if I have anything to do about it,” she shouts, “I will take care of this.”
She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man,” you are not getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I am calling my brother back and we will both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing. DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.
the old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife and says, “okay they are coming for thanksgiving now what do we tell them for Christmas?”
Stingy old man
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, “Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. Because I want to take all my money to the afterlife.” So, he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him. Well, one day he died.
He was stretched out in the casket; the wife was sitting there in black next to their best friends. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said “wait A minute!”
She had a shoebox with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakes locked the casket and rolled it away.
Her friend said, “I hope you weren’t crazy enough to put all that money in there with that stingy old man.”
She said,” Yes, I promised. I am a good Christian, I can’t lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.”
You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?”
“I sure did, “said the wife, “I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check.”
And I put the check in my husband’s casket.
